Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
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I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
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I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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