i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
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Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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