The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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