Christians are straight up FREAKS
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Randomize
