How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
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some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
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I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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