i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Randomize
