I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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