Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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