today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
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nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
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I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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