Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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