Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
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how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
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He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
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