Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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