He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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