i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
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I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
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They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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