these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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