Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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