your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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