I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
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