Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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