Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
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