You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
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stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
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I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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