Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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