You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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