only if we run a train.
done.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
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does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
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His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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