that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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