Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Randomize
