guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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