That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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