Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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