just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
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No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
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no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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