Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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