Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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