i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
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My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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