I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
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the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
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A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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