Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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