I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
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I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
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Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
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You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.