I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
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