Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
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are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
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Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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