Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
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Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
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She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
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