There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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