Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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