we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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