I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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