I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I believe in your delicious
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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