How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
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Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
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I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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