Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
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I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
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Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I am available for nakedness
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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