things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
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He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
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Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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