wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
please come you make the beer taste better
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hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
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i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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