Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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