He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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