please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
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Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
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Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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