Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
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I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
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If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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