chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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